Another Use For Swim Diapers

 The girls were supposed to be brushing their teeth.... I was quite surprised when I came out of the kitchen and found them standing perfectly still in the living room.  "What on earth are you doing with swim diapers on your heads??"  I asked.

Through barely open lips, Mikayla replied, "We're garden gnomes."  Oh right, of course, why couldn't I tell.  "Hold it right there, I'm getting my camera.  This will be great blackmail!"  Mikayla asked, "What's blackmail?"  I chuckled, "You'll find out when I use these when you're a teenager!"