Kendra: Mom, can you put mascara on me?
Me: Um, no, it's the first day of school, not the prom!
Me: So Kendra, did you make any new friends at school?
Kendra: No, there is too much girls with black hair in my class. I can't tell who is who.
Me: Do you want some practice changing diapers by doing one of Kara's?
Kendra: No, when I'm older I'll just have my husband do it.
Me: Oh really. Well, what will you do when he's at work?
Kendra: We'll have to get someone else to do it. I'm going to be too busy being the mayor to change diapers and when I'm at home from being the mayor I'll be too tired, so my husband will just do it.
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